Slut-Shaming, Mocha Uson, And The Age Of Kamote

In an online post (that somehow went dead) by GMA Network, failed porn actress turned journalist, Mocha Uson stated that she doesn't mind the constant bashing she receives from her detractors. She however, is offended by direct attacks on her person, and slut-shaming. This coming from a two-cent harlot, who rabidly supports the most foul-mouthed human being to hold an elective post.

Let me set something straight. I am against almost all forms of labelling and shaming! Especially if the origin of the act came from dubious sources. Like, say for example... Mocha Uson Blogs. And then the message is shared online by remote-controlled hordes. 99% of slut-shaming incidents are evil! One should never shame a person for dressing provocatively, or if the person engages in promiscuous sex. That is just wrong! How people dress up or what they do in private is their business. Have a look at the case Senator Leila De Lima. President Kamote and his minions have been going after her for several months now. At one low point of our history as a nation, the toupeed Justice Secretary Vitaliano Aguirre threatened to show an alleged sex video of the Senator at the House of Nutty Representatives. Even though the said porn clip was later proven to be false, the callous acts of the executive department has done its damage. Senator De Lima has never behaved inappropriately in public and did not deserve to be shamed in that manner.

The case of the crack-whore Uson is entirely different. The unofficial mouthpiece of the Kamote administration has had dodgy occupations in the past. Her career as a singer in a group of equally untalented sexpots won't even deserve to be in the footnotes of Philippine music. In one unreported incident, she and her pervy pals were held by Indonesian Immigration officials for performing in the country without proper permits. Like a true tramp, Uson's main talent was her ability to awaken the sexual desires of men whenever she performed onstage. She portrayed the image of a completely shameless slut. She moved on to make soft-core porn clips, where she sucked dildos and scissored with another strumpet. These clips, which are freely available to view at PornHub and XVideos, and photos have been circulating in social media since she became the government's labia minora.

Mocha Uson should look back to when she made the videos and ask herself questions. What was her intention when she made those clips and had photos taken of her gaping love tunnel? Didn't she covet this kind of attention back then? Why is she upset now that there are more men stroking their tools while watching her and another wench snog? Does she feel like her human rights are being violated each time someone calls her a slut? In my opinion, Mocha should just stop pretending to be a decent human being, because she is not. Her allegiance and loyalty betray what she truly is. She is skank whore possessed by no less than Lord Asmosdeus himself!

This Is Bananas!

O eto, saging!

This shit is bananas
B-A-N-A-N-A-S
This shit is bananas
B-A-N-A-N-A-S

from Hollaback Girl
by Gwen Stefani

President Kamote has always made his stand on the New People's Army revolutionary taxation very clear. In 2013, he told businessmen in Davao to "just pay them" when asked if businesses should just give in to the communist bandits. He further added that he "cannot put it (NPA taxation) to a stop." The admission was a display of pure cowardice, and unadulterated incompetence. It has been three years since he uttered those words. And yet Kamote; now the Commander-In-Chief of the Armed Forces of the Philippines, still displays the same gutless attitude in dealing with the red bastards. And his faint-hearted approach has only emboldened the communist rebels, putting the lives of every soldier, police, and civilians at risk.

Businesses that operate in countryside have become more vulnerable to extortion activities. Dole-Stanfilco, a multinational firm that plants and exports bananas announced that it will shut its operations down starting 09 August 2016. The company has stubbornly refused to pay taxes to the communist terrorists over the years. In retaliation, the criminals have been attacking company assets. Management staff no longer feel safe with the escalation of violent attacks. Even lorry vans that transport bananas to Davao City were not spared. With the closure of the 400 hectare plantation, an estimated 1500 workers will be unemployed starting 10 August 2016. With a dysfunctional government in Malacanang, there surely will be others who will follow Dole-Stanfilco to the exit.

No tears are being shed at the Labor Department. After all, the Secretary was once himself a terrorist bastard. No sympathies from the Agriculture Office as well. The head of that department is himself a banana exporter, and would welcome the closure of a big competitor. Slowly but surely, this country is going to the unggoys!

When Is It Time To Say Enough?

"How many deaths will it take till he knows
That too many people have died?"

Blowing in the Wind by
Bob Dylan

The headline and banner image of the Philippine Daily Inquirer today project a disturbing reality. "Thou shall not kill", it reads. And, a photo of yet another dead body, in the arms of a tearful lover; added to the growing number of indigent Filipinos who have been summarily executed at the wake of President Kamote's war on drugs and criminality. The victim wasn't served an arrest warrant, and he didn't attempt to "fight" arresting officers. He was gunned down in one of the busiest corners of the metro; in front of a swarm of humanity by two unidentified agents of mayhem. Were they acting on their own accord? Did they take orders from somebody? If so, on whose authority did they perform their act of terror? These are legitimate questions that continue to fester. And yet very few have been brave enough to ask them.

It is about time an official of the Philippine Catholic Church break his silence on this matter. The deathly hush from that sector has been deafening. For an institution who constantly crows about its role as protector of morality and human rights, the condemnation is a bit belated, but nonetheless, welcome. In the fight against the state-endorsed anarchy that is rapidly developing, the church will always be a major player. And it should serve as the beacon of hope for every Filipino who still value truth, freedom, and justice.

Ultimately, it will still boil down to how we, the citizens of this God-loving country, react to the realities that are unfolding before our very eyes. We cannot sit idly in the sidelines and just hope for this nightmare to end gloriously. Every Filipino with sound moral standards should stand-up and speak-out against this culture of violence and death. We owe it to the heroes of the past. And the next generation, our children, deserve a better Philippines. After all, the change we are all witnessing everyday is not the upgrade our nation needs.

Join The Kamote Die-Hard Supporters

The administration of Gunggung Kamote is under attack from several quarters. The forces that are out to discredit him started their campaign of hate and lies even before President Kamote formally took office. So, far, they have been unsuccessful. Thanks to the millions of IQ deficient Filipinos who continue to defend him. As the days go by, we grow stronger and bigger in number. Thank you to ABS-CBN and GMA-7 for lowering the standards of intelligence with their programs.

But the fight is far from won. We need you to stay alert! The enemy is well-funded, and equipped with the most advanced technology available. If we are to match their capabilities, we will need to crowd-fund this group. We will accept any amount you can spare. Every shingle will go a long way. And we will be eternally grateful for your kindness. Send me an email for instructions on how to help. Clue: the bank is in Julia Vargas in Pasig. If you're lucky, I might send you an signed photograph of myself. Mabuhay si Presidente Kamote!

(Obviously this is all lampoon. My counterpart can never write this well. And, the Kamote supporters won't have the cerebral capacity to comprehend after the first few words of this blog. They're all goofballs!)

-Moka Poks is a character of the Pinoy Komiks strip, Girly Tips - KomikSerye.

I Have My Rights Too!

I woke up early this morning to check on my blog here at Blogger. I was surprised to see that it was suspended. I tried to log-in to my Google account to see what the problem was all about. And, I was doubly surprised to discover that it has been temporarily blocked as well. After going through the routine verification, I was able to get in and access my Gmail. Curiously, there was nothing from Google that informed me what the hell went wrong. I opened Blogger, and again, no indication of anything out of order.

Anyways, if you're reading this, then thank everything that is good. I thought Google has chosen to silence me for no apparent reason. I have already implied that this is a parody blog. There will be numerous occasions where some public figures will be targeted based on their public actions and pronouncements. People will get offended, I promise that. It is my right to express my views! Some people will find my opinions offensive; others may find them humorous. Others won't give a rat's ass what I write. But, I don't really care.

What I care about is my freedom to write, speak-out, and criticize! That is something I hold very dear, and shall protect. I just hope Google and its affiliates value the freedom of speech too.

I Am Moka Poks

I am Moka Poks! I am not a journalist, but I do love to write. I am a character from the Pinoy Komiks series, Girly Tips - KomikSerye. The series was created by Lucrecio Escariote, and I am one of the supporting characters.

This blog is meant to be a parody of the Mocha Uson Blog; although, you'll probably find more substance here. Just like my alter ego, I'm a two-bit skank. Everyone, including my boss at Idlecombe Solutions refer to me as the office slut. And, I enjoy that! Knowing that I sexually turn someone on gives me fulfilment. Oh, and I don't have any preferences. I swing both ways! I'll do pipes, pies, or both. You're welcome to channel your way through any of my existing orifices if you're in to rough challenges.

Take note though: I may be a fictional harlot, but my cerebral functions are absolutely far superior to that of Uson's.