Moka Poks is not a journalist! This blog is a parody of a ridiculously daft, but very famous non-blog, Facebook page. The intent here is exercise freedom of expression in order to mock stupidity, and the witless fools who fanatically follow the porn-actress turned blogger. Send your hate mail to mokapoks@gmail.com. I promise to respond to all forms of communication.
Saturday, July 2, 2016
I Am Moka Poks
I am Moka Poks! I am not a journalist, but I do love to write. I am a character from the Pinoy Komiks series, Girly Tips - KomikSerye. The series was created by Lucrecio Escariote, and I am one of the supporting characters.
This blog is meant to be a parody of the Mocha Uson Blog; although, you'll probably find more substance here. Just like my alter ego, I'm a two-bit skank. Everyone, including my boss at Idlecombe Solutions refer to me as the office slut. And, I enjoy that! Knowing that I sexually turn someone on gives me fulfilment. Oh, and I don't have any preferences. I swing both ways! I'll do pipes, pies, or both. You're welcome to channel your way through any of my existing orifices if you're in to rough challenges.
Take note though: I may be a fictional harlot, but my cerebral functions are absolutely far superior to that of Uson's.
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Skank, slut, harlot...
ReplyDeleteAll in one short blog. Ha ha ha ha!
Ha ha ha ha! I noticed that too.
DeleteI love Moka Poks!
ReplyDeleteGo go go Moka Poks!
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