Join The Kamote Die-Hard Supporters

The administration of Gunggung Kamote is under attack from several quarters. The forces that are out to discredit him started their campaign of hate and lies even before President Kamote formally took office. So, far, they have been unsuccessful. Thanks to the millions of IQ deficient Filipinos who continue to defend him. As the days go by, we grow stronger and bigger in number. Thank you to ABS-CBN and GMA-7 for lowering the standards of intelligence with their programs.

But the fight is far from won. We need you to stay alert! The enemy is well-funded, and equipped with the most advanced technology available. If we are to match their capabilities, we will need to crowd-fund this group. We will accept any amount you can spare. Every shingle will go a long way. And we will be eternally grateful for your kindness. Send me an email for instructions on how to help. Clue: the bank is in Julia Vargas in Pasig. If you're lucky, I might send you an signed photograph of myself. Mabuhay si Presidente Kamote!

(Obviously this is all lampoon. My counterpart can never write this well. And, the Kamote supporters won't have the cerebral capacity to comprehend after the first few words of this blog. They're all goofballs!)

-Moka Poks is a character of the Pinoy Komiks strip, Girly Tips - KomikSerye.